Ideas to Change the World

So I found a page near the back of this writing book I have which
I titled 'Ideas to Change the World'. It's actually a list of a few out
of context puns, some other things that don't make sense and a
picture of an anthropomorphic dog. I think I was incredibly drunk
when I wrote this because I really don't remember doing it. I barely
understand it. It looks like this:

Ideas to Change the World:

Jason Seagull

Harry Potter alcohol range:

• Harry Porter
• Ron Riesling

Shark Twain

Concert for Haiti   
Concert for Tahiti
A concert in Tahiti

Mr. Barkinfresh is disappointed in furniture

Feminine Eminem = Slim Shady Lady

Mr. Barkinfresh is told he has a degenerative disease