Jono's Guide to Food and Drink

This is not a list of opinions about food and drinks but the objective truth as to
how they taste:

• Peanut Butter- yum
• Pizza- fine/overrated (but because so many people love it so much I am forced to say that it is terrible to contrast)
• Seafood- delicious
• Oysters- the best seafood (delicious x 2?)
• Avocado- yuck (controversial discovery)
• Curry- yum
• Souvlaki- delicious (But Christchurch is the only place I know of where you can buy them which angers me)
• Kabab- fine but nowhere near as good as souvlaki
• Cheese- recently discovered to be yum (previously thought to be alright)
• Beer- yum
• Woodstock- Maddy, you're not fooling anyone. Bourbon and coke is gross and deep down you know this
• White wine- yuck
• Red wine- yum
• Fish and chips- quite good
• Too much fish and chips- depressed
• Some kind of bland chick pea tomatoey thing with soy sauce on rice- okay unless you have recently been home recently with parents that feed you like a proper human
• Mexican- mostly bad
• Anything with gluten- amazing

Many people may not agree with this list but they are wrong

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