Friday 15 June 2012

Jono's Guide to Food and Drink

This is not a list of opinions about food and drinks but the objective truth as to
how they taste:


  • Peanut Butter- yum
  • Pizza- fine/overrated (but because so many people love it so much I am forced to say that it is terrible to contrast)
  • Seafood- delicious
  • Oysters- the best seafood (delicious x 2?)
  • Avocado- yuck (controversial discovery)
  • Curry- yum
  • Souvlaki- delicious (But Christchurch is the only place I know of where you can buy them which angers me)
  • Kabab- fine but nowhere near as good as souvlaki
  • Cheese- recently discovered to be yum (previously thought to be alright)
  • Beer- yum
  • Woodstock- Maddy, you're not fooling anyone. Bourbon and coke is gross and deep down you know this
  • White wine- yuck
  • Red wine- yum
  • Fish and chips- quite good
  • Too much fish and chips- depressed
  • Some kind of bland chick pea tomatoey thing with soy sauce on rice- okay unless you have recently been home recently with parents that feed you like a proper human
  • Mexican- mostly bad
  • Anything with gluten- amazing
Many people may not agree with this list but they are wrong

1 comment:

  1. Just noted an error near the top of the list there. I think you misspelt 'disgusting' when describing seafood. Just thought I'd point it out. Mistakes happen sometimes.

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