Melbourne #1

I went to a casino for the first and hopefully last time of my life.
It was very big and very depressing. I played roulette and plan
to never play again because I won. I am up and pretty proud
that I had the restraint to double my money and leave. I beat
the house. Fuck you house. Plus I got your free 5 dollar note
that you wanted me to spend on gambling but I spent it on a
doughnut. I also took two complementary juice boxes.