Bar Tending at a Riccarton Racecourse Function

• Enter building
• Small drunk old man talking smack, impressive goatee
• Two tap beers: Speights and Steinlager Light
• "Hey Zac Efron"
• "Oy, Zac Efron"
• "Hey you, High School musical"
• Living on a Prayer
• Drunk old people are funny
• Cotton Eyes Joe
• Drunk old people are annoying
• Hey Mickey
• Drunk old people are tragic
• Mama Mia
• Old lady passed out on table
• Gangnam Style....?
• Different old lady falls over
• "Can I have 3 Speight's mate?"
• DJ: "Some cunt poured beer on me"
• Lady with decaying teeth: "Can I have one more beer? I love you"
• Lady with Decaying teeth: "If I move I'll be sick"
• DJ: "I do fucking cage fighting, I'm off duty now"
• Exit building