Things and Non-Things

My philosophy in action:

• Movies where werewolves fall in love with babies: not a thing
• Tennis: a thing
• Almost 50 per cent of the vote going to a party that does not represent the interests of most of the people who voted for it: definitely not a thing
• Going to Melbourne: a thing
• Really hurting my arm, disabling me from lifting anything over 1 kg over the last 5 days: not a thing (although I got the injury from playing tennis which, as already established, is a thing)
• Hanging out with friends I haven't seen in ages: a thing
• People who are close to me being anxious and/or depressed: not a thing
• Getting lots of hours at work over the holidays: not a thing in the short term but will be a thing by late January
• Becoming really stressed about money: not a thing
• CHRISTMAS: The best thing